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Is Woolworths becoming The New Tinder?

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It is being said that if you want to find your soulmate, your best bet is heading to Woolworths at certain hours.

The month of love is approaching, so the singles of course are trying their lucks to meet partners to celebrate valentines with. Bongxndosie has decided to be the people’s plug help the singles find love.

He said “Go to woolies between 5pm and 7pm during the week, chances are the guys/girls there have a job otherwise they wouldn’t be shopping at woolies. Look for the ones with the basket and small ready-made meals, means they are most probably single.”

Janine has decided to take it up a notch and even give description so girlies can have it easy.

She said “for better option; woolies / engen garages in affluent arears after *pm (8-9) at the ready-made meal section. Those are the management consultants, bankers, etc. the pick-up line; ‘after a while, it all just taste the same’. Thank me later.”

So, ladies and gentlemen there is no reason for you to be alone this valentine.  Go try any Woolworths near you.

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